Comments on: What did Mryon say?

By: MarkG

MarkG — Sun, 31 Jan 2010 11:20:04 +0000

I know it is late, but I will throw in one anyway.

Myron Mixon Mindfreak!

“Hey Jay and Sandra, now that I am a big BBQ TV Star I got magic damn powers! Watch me levitate these 2 hunks a chicken!”

By: Dave

Dave — Sun, 17 Jan 2010 22:10:39 +0000

This here is my favorite table cloth and do you see how well Gingham accentuates the color of those ribs and pulls in the color of Ms Bullock’s dress. Now over here is my centerpiece of outrageously tall corn bread. I want people to feel like this is the focal point of the table. You’ll notice I have pointed all the spoons to the South, its kinda a thing I do whenever I set a table.

By: KC Porky

KC Porky — Fri, 15 Jan 2010 16:05:36 +0000

Jay, get your d8mn fingers out of there. I didn’t say it was G&*D*nm time to eat yet.

Those ribs there are the best d*mn thing you’re ever gonna taste. I know #%&*ing ribs. I’m the world’s only Go%D*mn three time barbecue champion.

These ribs here are cooked to perfection over peach wood and blended with the perfect combination of rubs and sauce. These ain’t no sh$tty ribs boiled in a ^*$#ing crock pot or whatever you Californians ruin your ribs in. And ya all out in the crowd, I know ya ain’t certified judges just like this big melon head here beside me, so I don’t want to hear ya b%tch’n that ya don’t like the ribs just cause they’re not drowning in some supermarket BBQ sauce – I know that’s *&%in’ hogwash.

And Ms. Bullock, you don’t need to worry about keeping that figure no more. Don’t bother trying to limit yourself on these great fixins. I’m the world’s only Go%D*mn three time barbecue champion – you’re gonna love those ribs whether you like em or not.

By: Bruce Inge

Bruce Inge — Thu, 14 Jan 2010 20:13:20 +0000

“Just for you Jay, the gonads of an NBC executive. He never used them, so they should be tender.”

By: BigButzBBQ

BigButzBBQ — Thu, 14 Jan 2010 19:59:25 +0000

“Listened here you yankee *#%*#$$, these here are slow cooked ribs, not that you actually know a #%*$ing thing about real #%*#ing cooking, you human bobblehead.”

By: Diva Q

Diva Q — Thu, 14 Jan 2010 19:26:17 +0000

I sure as hell, am not gonna tell you whats in them ribs if you wanna know for damn sure you better be paying me $750.00. I don’t be giving anything for F#$%ingdamn free not even you Jay Leno. Its all about me -getting paid.

By: Page

Page — Thu, 14 Jan 2010 18:32:03 +0000

They’re F#$%ing ribs you dumb@ss. Ain’t you ever seen ‘um? They come from a d@mn hog.

By: Man Up Texas BBQ

Man Up Texas BBQ — Thu, 14 Jan 2010 18:29:33 +0000

“Now, Jay, the event is scheduled for 10 PM, but if that’s not cool for you, we’ll move it to 11:35.”

By: Cody Gardner

Cody Gardner — Thu, 14 Jan 2010 17:32:12 +0000

“I wonder if they know that this is the roadkill that was outside the studio!”